A man arrived home earlier than expected from work, looking forward to a quiet evening. As he stepped inside, he noticed an unusual silence, which was soon broken by the sound of heavy breathing from upstairs. Concerned, he rushed to the bedroom, only to find his wife lying flat on the bed, gasping for air. Her face was flushed, and she appeared to be in distress.
Panicked, the husband quickly approached her, his heart pounding with fear. “What’s wrong?” he asked, his voice filled with concern. His wife, eyes wide with shock, struggled to find her words. “Err…” she stammered. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” She clutched her chest, her breathing becoming even more dramatic.
Just as he was about to call an ambulance, their young son burst into the room, looking confused. “Dad! Dad!” he shouted. “There’s a naked man in my closet!” The husband’s eyes narrowed, and without hesitation, he stormed over to the closet door. He flung it open, revealing his neighbor, standing there awkwardly and completely exposed.
Furious, the husband shouted, “You idiot! My wife is having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, scaring my kid?”